BREAKING NEWS a source inside the woodland has discovered that there are two types of drinkers within the deer community! The source (which cannot be named for legal reason and henceforth shall be called Mr Bunny) has identified these two groups.
The first group is the traditional tea drinker who likes a cup, saucer and of course a lovely biscuit, these tea drinkers chat a lot and normally end up drinking lukewarm tea!
The second are modern tea drinkers who have at least 5 cups a day rushing around but there is never time for a biscuit!
Mr Bunny described that some of the traditional tea drinking deer enjoy the british drink so much that it seems to have given them bursts of energy – probably due to the caffeine and sugar content of the popular drink.
Do you have anything in common with these Deer?